Author: Commish

It’s been one of those weeks in the SPFL home offices. Too much going on at my paid job — 12 hour long day trip to Roanoke on Wednesday with my boss where I had to pretend to be entirely too sociable and charming for my own good, followed by more of the same today…

It’s my favorite time of the year, but it feels mostly cloudy today. I avoid political discussions on this blog and will continue to do so, but as I texted a friend yesterday, I feel like this country needs a circuit breaker to trip. Right now. It’s getting out of hand and we are letting…

First of all, I appreciate all the wellness checks on ye old commish last evening after yet another dumpster was lit in Dallas. I’m okay, thanks. Actually, better than okay. It’s been a beautiful weather week. I even put on a windbreaker one morning this week. Football season is ramping up, with the Eastside Spartans…

Part One. Please overlook the dust and clutter. Fantasy football geniuses only have so much time in their day… Part Two — The Reveal

My long personal nightmare of the football off-season is nearly over and I eagerly return to you with an invitation, some updates, some keepers to consider, and a draft date. First and foremost, the invitation: I hope that each of you are anxious and ready to partake in the joy of another SPFL season. HOWEVER,…

Talk about peaking at the right time! Beauty and the Beasts proved that her rookie season success was no fluke, taking down the whole league in her sophomore campaign, joining that elite list known as SPFL Champions! SPFL Super Bowl Beauty and Beasts 182 — Bright 1s 126: Following up on her semifinal performance, Beauty…

As so often happens in our corner of the fantasy football world, the playoffs are proving to be … surprising. #6 Thunder Monkeys @ #3 Mayberry Mighty Moops Monkeys 129 — Moops 123: The Monkeys went into this matchup as an underdog and after Cooper Kupp put up the shocking goose egg on Thursday night,…

The SPFL regular season wrapped up in epic fashion with a couple of pre-playoff games and a couple of scoring bonanzas. In the end, the season standings finished up like this: Bright 1s (11-3, Matt Foley Division champion) Bitter Midgets (10-4, Tommy Boy Division champion) Mayberry Mighty Moops (9-5, TB Division runner up) Beauty and…

Happy December, everyone! My apologies for missing last week’s post, but … you know, Thanksgiving and all. As I stated the week before, I was in downtown DC for three days and then went to one of my favorite places, Gettysburg, PA, for another three days and didn’t get back to the home offices until…

Sorry for the delay. I’m in the belly of the beast, the Marriott Marquis on Massachusetts Avenue in downtown DC, glad handing Senators for my nomination to the Cabinet as Secretary of Commissionership, so I’ve been a little busy. But not too busy to find time to post an SPFL update even though Week 12…